April 22 2014, 4am


500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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April 22 2014, 3am


keithlapinig:

completelyfrozen:

If you look closely at this picture of Beauty and the Beast, you can see snow on the ground.

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If you look closely at this picture of Frozen, you can see snow on the ground.

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Hmmm.

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This must mean that Belle is Elsa and Anna’s second cousin twice removed and that the Beast is one of Hans 12 brothers and that Gaston and Olaf are twins. 

Damn Disney. You really outdid yourself with this one. Well played. 

This is the only fan theory I will support and reblog.


April 22 2014, 3am


rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"


April 21 2014, 8pm


jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA


April 21 2014, 8pm


blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones


April 20 2014, 9pm


nohetero:

bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

"you don’t have the prerequisites for this course"

(Source: comfemgem)


April 20 2014, 9pm